Hannah, a friend, was talking about someone we both know and was commenting on how attractive he was. I said, “Sure, but he’s no David.” Silence. “You know…David? Michelangelo? It’s an Art History joke.” Silence. Then Hannah replied, “Well at least he isn’t a Donatello David. Then I would be concerned if you liked him.”
Doctor: Are you sexually active? Me: Ha Me: Hahahaha Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Me: HAHA THAT’S A GOOD ONE. Me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD Me: Hahaha Me: Haaa…. Me: Whooooooo, that was a good one. Me: No, no I am not.